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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm so happy you're my boyfriend.
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And I'm so happy you're my girlfriend.
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I feel like he's up to something.
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Everything's falling into place.
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I'll deliver her to you on Saturday.
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- "I'm coming for you. Zane."
- We're on our own.
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There's something I've
been keeping from you, KC.
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Zane is my dad.
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My parents, they're
gonna be looking for me.
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And when they find me,
you're gonna be very sorry
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that you ever messed with them.
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(Zane) They're not even
gonna know you're gone.
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(KC) She looks exactly like me.
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Hey, guys.
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I can't take this anymore.
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It's been almost two weeks since
that creep Zane took me prisoner.
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If I didn't have you, I would've
snapped a long time ago.
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Madame Whipsey.
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You know what? I'm gonna
make you a necklace.
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So pretty.
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That looks so cute on you.
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Rise and shine.
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Doppelganger KC sent me
her latest status update.
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"The Coopers have welcomed me into their
hearts and home without question."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Zane, you are brilliant."
Blah, blah, blah.
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"KC's family will be destroyed."
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Anyway, you get the gist.
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You won't get away with this, Zane.
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You're in no condition to stop me.
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Little girl, you're falling apart.
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Next thing you know, you'll
be talking to the mice.
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For the record, it's one mouse, and
his name is Madame Whipsey... punk!
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Surprise!
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Mmm. Moist.
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Sorry.
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Well, it's our own fault for trying
to sneak up on a top-clearance spy.
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That's my girl.
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The Organization gave me top clearance?
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Welcome to the club, babe.
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When do I get top-level clearance?
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I'm guessing when the qualifications
are sitting on your butt
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and mild halitosis.
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You earned it, sweetie.
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Yeah, you're blossoming into a perfect
spy flower right before my eyes.
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Me and Brett are really
rubbin' off on you, right?
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And your mother, too.
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Congrats on your new clearance... KC.
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And now that I have it, we will
bring the Organization to its knees
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and completely destroy the Cooper family.
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- Who wants cake?
- Yummy. Me.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Hi, KC with the pretty face-y.
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Hey, Marisa with the...
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yeah, nothing rhymes with Marisa.
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I need a favor.
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Yes, you can copy off my English homework.
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No, not that... but okay.
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I just got invited to
Kurt Fabrizio's party.
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Okay, invited is a strong word,
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but the important thing is he's having
a party and I know where it is.
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I need you to come with me.
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- Okay.
- Oh, come on.
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I've liked him since he was nine
and he was Kurt the Squirt.
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Now he's cute and covered in freckles.
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I just wanna spend the rest of
my life connecting those dots.
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I need to go, and I have
to have you come with me.
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- Sounds good.
- I am begging you.
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- I'm in.
- KC, please.
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I just bought this cute outfit...
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Wait. Did you just say you'd go?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
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Just... you never wanna go to parties,
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and I always have to trick you into going.
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Oh, right.
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Just... I figured,
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since I'm gonna end up going anyway,
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I might as well say yes the first time.
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- That makes sense, right?
- Right.
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Okay. Well, uh...
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See ya later. Gotta get to class.
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Marisa... my sistah.
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Doesn't really rhyme, but, uh...
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you get the idea.
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Oh, no.
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First my laptop got a virus,
now my tablet's infected, too?
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They're on the same network.
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Corrupt one, corrupt them all.
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All I did was click a link in Mateo's email
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saying that he had all his
travelers' checks stolen
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while on business overseas.
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Which, in retrospect, was odd, since
I just saw him in fourth period.
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Everyone knows that's how
you get a vi-vi-vi-virus.
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What's wrong?
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The virus. You
ga-ga-ga-gave it to me.
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Impossible.
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If you had the virus, you'd freeze up.
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Then you'd shut down.
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There's no way I gave you that virus.
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Judy?
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Uh-oh.
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Oh! Madame Whipsey.
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I missed you so much.
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You know, if you weren't a
mouse, I'd just kiss you.
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Oh, what the heck. (Kissing noises)
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Okay, mouse, I'm gonna need my ring back.
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It has a voice-activated recording device.
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Thank you.
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(Zane) The Organization's
most classified documents
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can only be accessed by agents
with maximum level clearance.
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(Brett) I've had that for months.
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Why'd the fake KC need it too?
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(Zane) There's a safeguard in
place which requires two agents
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to access the files simultaneously.
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So that's the plan.
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Nice work, Madame Whipsey. Up top.
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Yes, excellent work, Madame Whipsey.
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Sorry, KC, that information
will do you no good,
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'cause you're never leaving here.
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And neither is Madame Whipsey.
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So you wanna bring down the Organization.
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This plan wasn't just about
getting revenge on my parents.
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Please. I am totally
over Kira choosing Craig.
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Just out of curiosity, your dad's
got a big gut now, doesn't he?
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Doesn't he?
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Oh, yeah. You're totally over it.
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(Knocking on door)
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- Who is it?
- It's Marisa.
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Uh, one sec.
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Coming.
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Is KC here?
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- No, she's out with Brett.
- Okay, good.
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Listen, I am glad we're alone.
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There's something very important
I need to discuss with you.
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I knew it was only a matter of time.
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I know dating your best friend's brother
can be a little awkward at first,
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but everyone will get used to it... baby.
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Ew! No.
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And just to be clear, ew!
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It's about KC.
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Have you noticed her acting odd lately,
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because this afternoon,
she agreed to go with me...
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- ...to a party.
- Oh, is it Kurt Fabrizio's?
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I heard about it, but no one
would tell me where it was.
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I'm going to assume
you'll pick me up at 7:00.
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And I'm going to assume you'll
be waiting a very long time.
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Hey. Marisa.
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KC. I've been waiting for you to get home.
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And now that you're home,
I can leave. Good-bye.
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That blonde's on to me.
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Marisa? No way.
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She's about as smart as that couch.
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Well, if there's any risk
of Marisa compromising us,
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I'm gonna need to eliminate her.
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I might just do it for fun.
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KC'll be right down.
She says she's changing.
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Into what? She's worn the same jeans
every day for the past two years.
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Well, speaking as a person who does
all the laundry, doesn't bother me.
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Mrs. C., have you noticed KC's
been acting different lately?
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Not really.
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The other day, she actually
agreed to go to a party with me.
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A party?! Not my baby.
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Not my baby!
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Why does nobody in this family understand
the gravity of this situation?
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- KC has changed.
- Yes, because she has a boyfriend now.
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But don't worry. She's
still your best friend.
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Hey, Marisa, I'm ready.
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- I'll be back in an hour, Mom.
- Okay, honey. Have fun.
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Hey, so I got those tickets for
the Pharrell concert tomorrow night.
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Oh, right, Pharrell.
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I'm sorry, I can't go.
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Something last minute popped up.
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Let me guess. Plans with your boyfriend?
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Uh, Brett? No.
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Then I bet it's a mission.
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(Nervous laughter)
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- What?
- A mission.
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Oh, if you're spying on
someone cute, can I come along?
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You know that I'm a spy?
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Of course.
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But you wouldn't know that, because
only the real KC knows that.
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You're not the real KC.
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I should've done that a week ago.
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Chatty Kathy.
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Thanks, Ernie. I feel like myself again.
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(Loud sneeze)
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(Blows nose loudly)
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Ew! Judy, what is that?
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A synthetic fluid designed
to keep my system lubricated.
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Is it supposed to be blue,
and coming out of your nose?
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Ugh. I am feeling kind of funky.
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Maybe you should call tech support.
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How insulting. I'm the computer guy.
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There's nothing wrong
with you that I can't fix.
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Okay, what's the number for tech support?
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I know how lonely you've been,
so I brought you a friend.
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I've been sleeping here on a dirt
floor for the past two weeks,
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so if you're gonna bring me someone,
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I'd vote for a chiropractor.
(Snaps fingers)
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- Hey!
- Marisa.
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KC?
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KC?
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Your friend... is very annoying.
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You have my sympathies, KC.
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You have my hatred, Bernice.
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Bernice? Really?
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You two are perfect for each other.
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By the way, I don't like you either.
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Let's go, Bernice.
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It's time for you to meet
Brett at the Organization.
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The end game is about to begin.
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KC, are you okay?
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I'm fine, but how did you get here?
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Figured out the fake KC wasn't you.
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She was acting weird, and I got an
A-minus on the homework she let me copy.
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An A-minus?
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She's ruining my GPA?!
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Really? You're putting on makeup right now?
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Hey, some people eat when they're stressed.
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Others primp.
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Um, Marisa, did you grab
that lipstick from my room?
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Yeah. Don't be mad.
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I am not mad; I am thrilled.
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Give it to me.
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If we hurry up, I can get to the
Organization before that fake me does.
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By the way, did you happen
to grab my deodorant?
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Oh, no. Is that a weapon, too?
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No. It's just that I've been stuck in
a barn for the past couple of weeks.
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My pits are a little ripe.
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What happened in here?
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Oh, that fuzzy thing?
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That's my science project.
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Don't touch it without gloves.
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I meant, what happened
to the leftover meatballs?
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00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:18,022
Craig, you know we have that
mission coming up in Spain.
254
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,558
Do you want to fit into
your matador costume or not?
255
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,161
Ahem! My matador costume fits great.
256
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,196
At least, you thought so yesterday.
257
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,799
I believe your exact words were, "Ol?!"
258
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:33,705
And now, my exact words
are, who ate the meatballs?
259
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,707
If only there was a robot living here
260
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,643
who could show you a
video of what happened.
261
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,645
Oh, wait, there is.
262
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,228
She probably didn't know
that when I'm powered down,
263
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,163
my recorder still functions.
264
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,798
This is disturbing.
265
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,767
Seeing your vegetarian daughter eat meat?
266
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:07,672
That, and what other secret
recorders does she have?
267
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,508
Ol?.
268
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,544
Wait a second.
269
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,080
Marisa said KC was acting strange.
270
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,548
Now I'm thinkin' she's right.
271
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,084
- Where's KC?
- She went to meet Brett.
272
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,453
They were going to... the Organization.
273
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,755
We need to get down there right now.
274
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,967
What do you want me to do?
275
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:27,789
I want you to get that
fuzzy thing out of my fridge.
276
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,100
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Hey. How's it goin', Brett?
277
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,370
Dude, is that enemy agent
sent here to knock you out?
278
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,172
Where?
279
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,144
Right behind you.
280
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,251
- Brett.
- Finally.
281
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,253
Bernice, you were supposed
to be here five minutes ago.
282
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,155
Oh, yeah, no, I know that.
283
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,223
It's just that, um...
284
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,627
I'm late.
285
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,529
All right, well, get into position.
286
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,531
We both need to log in so
we can access this mainframe.
287
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,598
Hurry.
288
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,387
Hey, dude, is that an enemy agent
sent here to knock you out?
289
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:11,899
Where?
290
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,208
You're not the real fake KC.
291
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,377
No, I'm the fake fake KC.
292
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,279
The one who's really gonna kick your butt.
293
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,288
I don't think so.
294
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,295
Three missions with you,
and it's always the same.
295
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,630
Block, catch, backhand,
block, catch, backhand.
296
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,633
I can see you comin' a mile away.
297
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,402
Did you see this coming?
298
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,241
Did you see that coming?
299
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,830
And just to be clear,
I'm breakin' up with you.
300
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,967
And for the record, it is you, not me.
301
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,809
Oh, dang, it's me.
302
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,449
(Knocking on door)
303
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,419
Organization tech support.
304
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,854
Hi there.
305
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,257
Thanks, but I'm feeling fine.
306
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,758
Yeah, we don't need you anymore.
307
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,563
Chip. Hey, you work in tech support, and
your name's Chip, like computer chip.
308
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,300
(Laughs) Ah, that's funny.
309
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,838
It's not that funny.
310
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,773
Actually, Chip is the name of the guy
311
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,010
who's unconscious in
a parking lot dumpster.
312
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:01,846
My name is Zane.
313
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,581
(Both) Zane?!
314
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:09,420
Okay, still don't need tech support,
but I may need new underwear.
315
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:19,964
May I just say, you are stunning.
316
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,666
You think I look good now?
317
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,435
You should've seen me before
they did this to my face.
318
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,372
Well, don't worry, because I'm
about to mess up your face.
319
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,308
I mean, my face.
320
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,877
I mean, you know what I mean.
321
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,660
Hold it right there.
322
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,463
(Both) Mom.
323
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,299
She's my mom. No, she's my mom.
324
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,901
Don't listen to her. I'm your daughter.
325
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,536
No, I am.
326
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,009
She is a fake-y fake face.
327
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,344
No, I'm not.
328
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,412
I wouldn't even talk like that.
329
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,548
Yes, I would. I just did.
330
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,518
Craig, I can't tell which one's KC.
331
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,453
I got this.
332
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,723
What did you get me for
Father's Day in 2009?
333
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,057
(Both) A purple tie.
334
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,242
What was the name of your favorite
imaginary friend when you were three?
335
00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:24,362
(Both) Jakey Rosenbloom.
336
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,497
How many fingers am I holding up?
337
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,701
Three.
338
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,337
Yeah, I got nothin'.
339
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,040
KC, on your very first day of kindergarten,
340
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,543
you ran crying from the classroom. Why?
341
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,411
Ooh, I know.
342
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:45,016
Um, I went crying from the classroom
because I peed in my pants. Ha!
343
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,452
See, only the real KC
would know that. It's me.
344
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,492
What are you guys doing?
I just told you the answer.
345
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,428
- It's me.
- Exactly.
346
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,497
But the real KC was so
embarrassed by what happened,
347
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:03,534
she vowed never to utter one single
word about that incident ever again.
348
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:11,375
I would only refer to it
as my number-one mistake.
349
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,579
I can't believe you brought it up, Mom.
350
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,481
Now that's my KC.
351
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,822
Where have you been, honey?
352
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,124
I've been held prisoner in a barn by Zane.
353
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:30,528
- So he's not in a foreign prison?
- No. Brett lied to us.
354
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,030
Brett would never lie
to us. He's a good guy.
355
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,398
Oh, is he?
356
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,807
Brett is Zane's son.
357
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,508
Zane's son?
358
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,613
Oh, I'ma need a minute.
359
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,782
Guys, we need to find him.
360
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,721
Don't bother. I'm right here.
361
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,756
I think you should come home, old friend.
362
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,860
It's time for a little reunion.
363
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,435
No, Dad, do not touch that.
364
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,970
Zane may have booby-trapped it.
365
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,572
Would he really do that?
366
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,607
(Zane) Why don't you touch it and find out?
367
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,110
Open up, Zane. Let my kids go.
368
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,446
Sorry, Craig. No can do.
369
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,583
Ernie, are you okay, honey?
370
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,884
Typical Wednesday.
371
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:31,222
Came home, made myself a nice chocolate
milk, got tied up by an evil spy.
372
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,557
No, I'm not all right!
373
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,960
Where's Judy?
374
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,862
She's in the kitchen.
375
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:41,699
And the dining room.
376
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,036
And the living room.
377
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:48,239
Little Judy insisted on
protecting her big brother.
378
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:53,811
I know it's out of character, but he
got me through a tough couple of days.
379
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,646
Sacrifice yourself, Craig.
380
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,482
The rest of your family will go unharmed.
381
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,552
Keep him talking, Kira.
382
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,491
Okay, I'm just gonna assume that
Dad is trying to sneak in the house.
383
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,194
Because otherwise, I am
very disappointed in him.
384
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:15,166
Zane, it's Kira.
385
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,702
It's time to stop the madness.
386
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,838
No. Too much has happened, Kira.
387
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,673
Too many hard feelings.
388
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,542
Oh, come on.
389
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:30,781
You're a lot of things, and most of them
are bad, but you're still a father.
390
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,983
I'm running out of patience, Craig.
391
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:36,120
Can you imagine your son
growing up without you?
392
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:39,123
I can't imagine my kids
growing up without their father.
393
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,960
Zane, do the right thing.
394
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,830
Don't talk to me about the right thing!
395
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:50,701
If you had done the right thing 20
years ago, I would be your husband.
396
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,703
This would be our home.
397
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,172
Hey, buddy, long time no see.
398
00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:00,077
Nobody messes with my family.
399
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:05,549
Dad, you did it! It's finally over.
400
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,853
Yeah. Ha ha, thanks for the hand, Judy.
401
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,621
Any time.
402
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,697
Man, it's a shame Brett's not
here to celebrate with us.
403
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,135
Yeah, about that. Ernie, we need to talk.
404
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,775
I am so happy to have the real KC back.
405
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,877
Thanks to you.
406
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,212
I mean, if you didn't know me better
than anyone in the whole wide world,
407
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,248
I would still be Zane's prisoner.
408
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,849
I don't know how to thank you, Marisa.
409
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,719
You don't have to thank me.
410
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,021
Although, there is a
big party this weekend,
411
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,690
and I am thinking we can go
shopping, get some cute outfits.
412
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:48,225
- No, thank you.
- But it could be...
413
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,593
- Not gonna happen.
- But you said...
414
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,328
- Doesn't matter.
- But you said...
415
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,330
No.
416
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:57,902
I wonder if Zane would consider renting
out that other KC for parties,
417
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,738
or dances or basically anything fun.
418
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,642
Rob, your name's on TV.
419
00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:09,242
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